No wire hangers.
Gotcha!
1.
Wear a corset! Really! It makes a difference and
it not uncomfortable. A corset holds the “girls” in place, provides the period
correct silhouette, and gives one back support;
2.
No bangs! No ringlets! Part ye hair in the
center pull it into a neat roll;
3.
No synthetic fabrics! Synthetics are flammable,
shiny and inappropriate; if it is shiny, don’t buy it! No matter how good the
deal! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
4.
No obvious makeup. Avoid looking like a trollop!
5.
No zippers!
6.
Please to avoid inappropriate footwear! No
visible tennis shoes, crocs, sandals or stiletto heels. Square toe ankle boots
or dancing slippers (for the correct occasion) or square toe flats only.
7.
Unless you are a sweet young thing (defined as
under 20 years of age) please don a one piece dress with the same pattern on
the bodice and skirt of wool or silk or cotton. No white shirtwaist and
patterned calico skirts! Also, unless a young girl no Swiss waist!
8.
Again, repeat after me – unless you are a maiden
or hunting, at the shore, a ball, a dinner, or at home, please wear a silk or
straw bonnet or a wool or cotton sunbonnet when out and about. At the shore one may wear a wide brimmed hat.
While hunting one may don a narrow brimmed hat; indoors one may wear a
decorated hairnet or lace cap or festive hair ornament. Otherwise – mutton
dressed as lamb!
9.
All sad rayon snoods should be burned – or
melted. I have short, baby fine hair, but I can still find period appropriate
ways to disguise my 21st Century locks. Make an effort. It is not
expensive or challenging. Purveyors of awful hair coverings should be shot with
Nerf balls! Charlatans I say!
10.
Discard all of those tapestry shoulder bags!
Yikes!
11.
Battenberg lace was not used in the 1860’s!
Unless you have traveled back in a time machine, your Battenberg lace parasol
is of the future!
12.
Just because somebody sells it on Sutler row,
that does not mean it is period correct. Many sutlers are clueless about what
the people of the time actually wore and used. Some sutlers are stuck in the
sad days of the 1970’s or don’t care if they can make a buck.
Okay, so I figure if I repeat these guidelines over and over
again somebody may listen. I work in insurance claims so I am used to misguided
people disagreeing with me or ignoring me. But while re-enacting is a fun
family activity – it is not a game. It is educating the public on the way things
were and we have a duty to represent an authentic persona – not a caricature!
Why do I care? Because we owe it to posterity!
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